the REAL ultimate nerd shirt?

animated pong shirt, $24, thinkgeek.

"Simply pop two AAA batteries into the concealed pack, push a button and voila! Amazing animated glowing old skool gaming on your chest. The two automated computer players are very talented and never seem to miss a shot... but you might want to watch for several hours just to be sure."

a pong shirt that moves. wow. just wow. it's so crazy i kinda want one, but i know wearing it would ultimately just look stupid.

anyway, its available from thinkgeek at the surprisingly reasonable price of $24.